Tuesday, April 12, 2011

I pity the fool

If one more person asks me:

  • If I’m traveling alone and then looks shocked and concerned when I answer, “Yes.” Then they say, “Really??” with their eyes wide. I and I say, “Yes, really.”
  • If I have any children and when I reply, “No,” then asks in a concerned and troubled voice, “Don’t you like children??”
  • How old I am (when the person asking is about 19, which are most people) and when I tell them my age, they try to conceal their shock and surprise with a deadpan, silent nod…

...someone’s gonna get hurt.

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